It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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