Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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