So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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