he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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