He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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