okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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