quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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