It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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You. Win. At. Life.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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