why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize