I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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