So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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