I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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