im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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