Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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