I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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