There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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