Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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