did i walk over a car last night?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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