I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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