return my video game
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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