i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
How's work?
Spinning.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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