I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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