wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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