I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You were trust falling into bushes
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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