found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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