Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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