I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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