Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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