i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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