Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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