wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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