When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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