hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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