so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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