I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize