I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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