but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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