She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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