Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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