almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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