he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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