I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
