Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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