Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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