So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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