She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Randomize
