Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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