its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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