He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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