he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My first STD was from a foam party
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
