There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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