no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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