I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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