How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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