? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
