That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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