My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm bleeding and have questions
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