This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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