i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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