youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize